Who is Granny?

Meet Granny! Several years back my mother bought a mask for me as a Halloween gift. Initially, I would only wear it to scare the kids or to play funny pranks. Soon enough, it started developing into more than a mask. Almost, like an alter ego. I realize this sounds ridiculous. However, everyone loved when Granny showed up. She brightened up our gloomy days and kept everyone entertained with her crazy dancing. Granny’s kind eyes and silly grin made her even more loveable. The kids were somewhat intimidated by her peculiar look, but soon she became a much-beloved member of the family. She could be spotted outside sweeping a porch, meeting random strangers, baking, and shaking those hips to her favorite music. Our long road trips were never boring when Granny came along. She could put on a hell of a show for the oncoming traffic. I’m gonna assume there are multiple pictures and videos of her floating around the Florida panhandle. Granny could also be spotted during shopping trips, beach walks and oddly stalking my sister when she toured homes as a real estate agent. Granny became so popular she even made it to Facebook.
With all of this said about Granny, she had to be included in this blog. She has a clever way of keeping things interesting. Granny will stick around here for a while to keep us on trend with the latest and greatest as she rates products with her wild dancing!